Sunday, September 23, 2007
Hmm
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Yuck!
Monday, September 17, 2007
Book Cover Review - The Cassandra Compact
Cover art by Some Nameless Typesetter - - who has also done covers for far too many books. Cover art doesn't have to be complicated to be good, but dark textured metal alone does not a quality cover make.
Here's the cover:
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I realize that this is a Ludlum series (he does the Jason Bourne stuff, among others), but is it really necessary to have his name on the cover twice? It takes up a huge amount of real estate on the cover, and when you think about it, this book was probably written completely by Philip Shelby, with Ludlum doing maybe an outline, if that.
Clearly, the publisher has the impression that espionage covers can't have any style, art, or oomph to them at all. How about a sexy spy on the cover, at least? An explosion? A sexy exploding spy? But no. The sad part is, some poor slob went to art school for 12 years and probably was told "Hey, take Tuesday and churn out 40 covers for next year's espionage line." Sad sad.
Awful cover, an example of everything that shouldn't be done.
1 out of 10
Friday, September 14, 2007
Maybe I have Mono?
Is it right that I should get up early, spend 30 mins on the treadmill, shower and have a breakfast of fruit and oatmeal, and then be fully ready for a 2 hour nap?
Shouldn't I be invigorated, not nappish?
Thursday, September 13, 2007
No Sketchers for me
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Did I mention the big scary non-disclosure?
Did I mention the big scary non-disclosure I had to sign? If the company owns all "ideas and inventions" while you work for them, how does that affect any fiction I might write and sell?
I guess I don't have to worry about that until I actually make a sale.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Life of Pi - Book Cover Review
Cover art by Andy Bridge - - who has also done covers for the likes of Jennifer Crusie and Sartre of all people.
Here's the cover:
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Like most of Bridge's works, the colors are realistically earthy - they're somewhat muddied. We see Pi in the lifeboat with the tiger, and the giant cat takes up the majority of the room. Pi is curled up into a fetal position, feet ready to kick the tiger - as if that would stop a hungry monster.
The boat is surrounded by open ocean - and more importantly, surrounded by fish and even a few turtles. Right away you get the imagery - just as the 'water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink' is an awful truth, boy and tiger are surrounded by food that they can't get to. The tiger even seems to be batting at a fish?
The orange stripe at the left side is inspired, as it really makes the tiger 'pop' more than he would if the entirety of the front cover was nothing but blue.
The art and text are stylized, giving you the (correct) impression right away that this is not your typical novel, but a 'view askew'.
Great cover! 8 out of 10!
It was a new razr. snazzy.
I used his phone to change his voicemail greeting message. In a very dreamy, spaced-out-stoner-girl voice (I come by it naturally) I said "Yeah hi, um... Jack's not here? He ate all my peyote buttons and jumped out the window. If this is his girlfriend, I'm sorry for boffing your man. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time, you know? Everclear will do that."
Let that be a lesson to you - don't barf in people's fridges.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
A fine line
Just curious. No reason.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Humph!
WTF?
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Fruit Salad?
Ah well, the bacterium will enjoy the appley goodness, if nothing else. I guess they could have done that in the landfill just as easily.
It's Saturday morning, my sweetie is sleeping, and I don't know what to do with myself. Maybe I'll take a walk around the block.